"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it
Actual five year olds.
is michelle obama real
its fucking face omg
this makes me feel alive
literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot
It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
wait how is “mom taught me to shave” sad
I think it’s because we shouldn’t be teaching young girls how to shave and it’s like a comment on how it’s seen as something mandatory that a mother has to teach her daughter so she can perform femininity and adhere to societies beauty ideals
It’s actually to imply that a young boy’s father is dead or missing and couldn’t share this masculinity ritual with his son, and of course mother teaching it is not the same or not good enough. =p
Oh, I was way off lmao.
this gave me goosebumps and put tears in my eyes.